【實用遊戲app】Shrimpy Shrimp - Fancy Flappy Flyer|最夯免費app-gigacircle

"A Shrimptopian masterpiece."- Crustacean Weekly"Action packed, serve chilled on crushed ice"- The Shellfish Times"Modern Shrimpicide" - Peele & Eat"It is as if lemons were squeezed into my eyes." - Prawn Digest"Cocktail parties will never be the same" - The Fisherist In 2014, the average American ate over 4.10 lbs of shrimp without thinking twice. I can personally vouch for 20-30lbs to play it safe. Simple, incorrect math tells us that that trillions of innocent crustaceans were systematically plucked from their homes and families over the course of history. While properly prepared seafood is safe, delightful, and healthy to eat, is it just? At what cost are we satiating our taste buds? So what if it's delicious and assuming no Shrimp Scampi---low carb?Join Shrimpy in the War Against Shellfish by helping him escape a life of gluttony and decadence to return home to his family and catch up on House of Cards. There's a new season for goodness sake. God help us all.How to Play:1. Tap to fly. 2. Dodge the cocktail forks. 3. Avoid the champagne glasses. 4. Grab the cocktail sauce to score big. 3141