【實用娛樂app】Manure Happens - Equestrian and Horsemanship Humor|最夯免費app-gigacircle

*** FREE HORSE RIDING LESSON! *** Download chapter 1 of the ground-breaking new book by #1 Bestselling Author, Elaine Heney now: http://www.honesthorseriding.com/chapter1 ==LIMITED TIME OFFER ONLY!==Do you drive past drive construction sites and think what nice jumps the barricades would make? Do you say “whoa” to the dog? Do you ‘cluck’ to help your car up the hill? If so, sit back, relax and enjoy over 150 of the funniest horse sayings, terms and truths! Find out the best way to prepare for horse ownership (marry money!) how to buy a good lookin’ horse, and the new rapidly spreading horse hair epidemic currently affecting female horsewomen around the world!This app includes:Twenty five ways you know you’re a horse personFifty horse sayingsEight manure happensThe eight stages of aging on horsebackTwenty one horse people traits and truthsTen ways to get in shape to own a horseWhen I am oldThirty horse terms explained From the horse’s mouth videoNote this app will need internet access on your device during installation.